Big foot’s addiction to B,T,T
Big foot’s addiction to B,T,T
“Hyper-realistic Sasquatch sitting in a garage, holding a Yuengling Flight beer. Behind him, pegboard with tools, tackle box on bench, fishing rod in corner. Medium shot, natural warm garage lighting, slight shadows. Sasquatch sips beer, looks at camera, speaks in deep humorous voice: ‘My wife doesn’t have to worry about me blowing money at the bar or strip club… Now, if it’s an establishment selling tools or tackle? Shit… the second she sees that bank statement… 😳’ Realistic lip-sync, slight hand gestures, casual mischievous expression. Ambient garage sounds, no music. 10 seconds, 16:9, 1080p, clear and humorous, hyper-realistic.”